it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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