i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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