Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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