What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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