I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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