If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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