I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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