Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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