i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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