Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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