Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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