I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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