in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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