Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
