TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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