Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize