i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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