He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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