all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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