I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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