Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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