The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Randomize
