I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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