It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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