help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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