It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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