I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
should my penis look like a turkey
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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