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(720): View more from Colorado

well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?

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(714): View more from California

they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

my vagina's been through so much this weekend

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you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt

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..im mad u rememberd about that

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.

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(616): View more from Michigan

We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.

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(631): View more from New York

Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers

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