Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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