do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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