i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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