It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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