i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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