I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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