I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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