I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
