He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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