I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
