You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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