Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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