If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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