I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
