You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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