you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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