So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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