i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I got inside last night via doggy door
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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