That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
sarcasm needs its own font
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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