Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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