I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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