this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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