butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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