I am puke
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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