we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Every concussion has its silver lining
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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