The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just high enough for therapy.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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