He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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