im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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