who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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